School Life (in all its raw glory)

Being a minor, it is law that one must attend school. One must attend despite unfair testing, bipolar teachers that have dead coyotes in their closets, and the occasional spit.
     I hope you can tell by reading the sentences above: I enjoy school very much.

3/3/11
SPAGHETTI DINNER NIGHT

Nineteen minutes ago was the official end of Spaghetti Dinner Night. Somehow, it's still going on [shrugs].
     THE HAPPENINGS OF SPAGHETTI DINNER NIGHT
     We found an empty gym and did the unspeakable. Made a dirty assumption? No, not that unspeakable. But we did strip.
     Did you make ANOTHER dirty assumption?
     We took off our shoes.
     Afterwards, was the basketball court. Sometime after that, the guys began to strip. Yeah, NOW you can make a dirty assumption (Minu screaming, "SEXY!"Sarah going, "That's inappropriate." High schoolers saying, "Why are the babies stripping?").
    It sounds like a Lady Gaga music video.

3/8/11
     Last Friday, we ran the dreaded mile. Some super-human dudes in our class timed in at 6 MINUTES AND FIVE SECONDS. Prepare yourself, civilized world: we have arrived upon the next generation of super heroes.
     So yeah, I'm pretty psyched. I'm going to know the next justice league.
     Fast-forwarding to the present: today was our field trip to "Shakesperience" which was a collection of scenes from Shakespeare plays. I watched Romeo look up Juliet's skirt under the balcony. A true romance.

6 comments:

  1. Lol so funny! tomorrow is the zoo! im looking foward to it!

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  2. for a sec, i was lyk "who's kezzie?" wen it was sarah gar all along xD

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  3. was the dude alex? the guy that ran it in 6 min nd 5 sec?

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  4. yuuuppp :) YOU'LL BE THE GIRLFRIEND OF A SUPER HERO. isn't that exciting?!

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  5. kezzie is not sarah gar. I am the other personality of her. AKA the more wild side of her. I show more often when we ingest too much sugar or are in the cold..... ps dont tell her but i do some pretty strange stuff when i come out... like i forced her to play the nervous game with adam XD

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