DEVIANTART RANT, ft. That Fugly Imos~

If Deviantart.com was a person, I'd slap it! I'd slap it silly! What kind of poop is this?? You have to upload two versions of the same image for it to work (Explanation: deviantart is a site where people upload their art and get feedback and stuff). One has to be the normal size and one has to be less than 150x150 pixels. TOTAL stupidity! No, not even partial stupidity! I mean, total, ABSOLUTE idiocy. RAAARGH (Somi turns into T-rex, swiping down all images less than 150 pixels) Okay. I'm calm now. I guess it's not THAT stupid, but for goodness' sake, you're one heck of a huge website, Deviantart. This is a very simple courtesy you can offer me. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO CONDENSE AN IMAGE! Gosh darn it (pouts).

Entering the realm normal people live in, I should tell you about my day.

The Sarah G's (that sounds like an indie pop band!) came over today. We watched The Matrix, baked pre-packaged brownies of which there are very few of now, thank you very much brownie-lovin' big bro, and walked to Rite Aid. I also realized the part of me that is Imos. Imos is guy version of Somi, and he's a total poser. He wore this totally tacky baseball cap and stole his brother's shirt and PE shorts. What a jerk.

UPDATED

Update on All About You! Check it out and get a mental hug <3

New Nano, Taro Pudding, and Spilled Cereal!

Have you seen the new iPod nano? It's the size of a shuffle, except it has a screen. And guess who has one? Well, while I was buying mine, I think I saw the Easter Bunny checkin' it out. Okay, my urge to crack at least one lame joke has been satiated. Anyway, if you have the observant powers of a hawk, you might have noticed that I emphasized that I bought one for myself. Well, my dad did (thanks, Dad :D). It's pretty tight, yo :)
After that, I ate taro pudding (mm, calorie-festive goodness).
And then I spilled cereal.
Hence the title.

Apologies!

I apologize for the delay in updates! Well, I mean, to the few people to whom it matters. I'm probably being asked (via ESP. Text messaging is soo last month) what was the delay?
Well. I could say I was busy.
But it's bad for my conscience if I lie.
No.
I just found myself with my fingers hovering over the keyboard, trying to write something. After about four seconds, I gave up and beelined to manga.
Sorry, guys. Or is it singular, now? Sadly, that is an improvement.But it still makes me smile :)

My Fish Hole

I bought this very pretty white fish charm at Zinnia, where random things go to die. BUT! The hole on the fish is too small for a necklace chain! This is my dilemma. This is what would cause me to strike an enchanting "thinking man" pose in a movie. This... is my Fish Hole.
     ["MY FISH HOLE" flashes across screen in white letters. Emotional music plays]
Critics call "My Fish Hole" "Boring," "Seemingly pointless," and "A total waste of my time." Watch it now!

Okay, seriously. I bought this really cool something and I can't use it. It's like how earlier today, my dad got us these really good barbeque pork ribs, but I couldn't eat them because of the medication I'm on. Medication? Yes, medication. For my uncontrollable urge to lick people.

Cereal

"Mix and Munch is the laziest cafe in the world." -Minu Jun.
And hey! Who can disagree? They serve:
1.Grilled Cheese
2. Cereal
3. Water
I can't help but admire them, though. They turned their laziness into a business. It takes real talent to do nothing, make money, and appear smart.
For that, the Mix and Munch people get an imaginary trophy. You guys rock :)

CLUE #3

Hola! YOU FOUND ME!!
Clue #3: I was LOST but now I am FOUND.

Go, little grasshopper!! Go and find your birthday gift!! :D