Calcium Deficiency

I used to be a normal girl.
     But that's all over now. I supposed it started when I was IM'ing on Gmail. 
     I was typing at rapid-fire speed, smiling to myself, when--
     There was a shooting pain in my wrist.
    Okay, back to the un-italicized reality. I told my mom what happened and she rattled off immediately, "You have a calcium deficiency. Drink more milk." I think this is definitely solid evidence for my case "There is Such Thing as a Secret Mothering University."