B PLUS AIN'T COOL

I got a 89.88% in history. I fail in life.

B? B's aren't cool. You know what's cool? An A. Yes, I just totally ripped off the Social Network. But you know what I mean, right? An F definitely sucks of course, but a B+ is just so frustrating. It's like-- how Moses spent over 40 years trying to get to Canaan. After wandering the desert for those long, long years, they finally arrive upon it. He can actually SEE the city! And then... he dies.
     B+'s blow.